Rude Bastards tour of Berlin

Berlin, Germany

Experience hosted by Kai

3.5 hours, Hosted in English and Spanish
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Up to 10 people

What you'll do

My tour of Berlin is very different than the usual Politically correct BS. Actually, think of this as the Politically incorrect tour of Berlin, so feel free to bring along your favorite rude jokes when joining us. It will be full of bad language and bad taste jokes-while paying respect where it is due. No snowflakes allowed!

Our exploration will involve memorials, monuments and graves, along with churches and parks. We will discuss a mix of history, current events, local cuisine, the best spots for a cold German beer by the city center of Berlin. Be prepared to be socially active.
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The tour is meant for adults, 18 or older. Each guide will have a sign to identify them self.
My tour of Berlin is very different than the usual Politically correct BS. Actually, think of this as the Politically incorrect tour of Berlin, so feel free to bring along your favorite rude jokes when joining us. It will be full of bad language and bad taste jokes-while paying respect where it is due. No snowflakes allowed!

Our exploration will involve memorials, monuments and graves, along with churches and parks. We will discuss a m…

Meet your host, Kai

Host on Airbnb since 2018
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I'm a tour guide in 4 cities around Europe. My tour style is informative yet untraditional and alternative. I like to believe that the tours are a walking comedy show, but you'll have to join us and confirm this!

As fellow traveler myself, I created the experience I would enjoy when visiting a new city - a fun, uncensored look at history!
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Where you'll be

Traditional is overrated, I add a kick of madness and history that truly fits Berlin's reputation. We walk by all the places you are aiming to visit and some suggestions of the "to do's" in Berlin.

Rated 4.97 out of 5 from 286 reviews.

Kris
September 2021
Cole was an AMAZING tour guide. Truly knew what he was talking about and gave great historical facts as well as hilarious personal stories! He wasn't afraid to get deep into the roots of Berlin to really showcase the awesomeness of the city. I highly recommend going on this tour whether you've lived in Berlin your whole life or your visiting as a newcomer! It's truly got something for everyone :)
Cory
September 2021
The tour guide has a vast knowledge of Berlin’s history and of today. There was a lot of ground to cover. We went to some very interesting places. Definitely, going back to spend more time in Berlin. Highly, recommend for a person who is not a big history buff and is okay with swearing. I had a good time.
Peter & Kanchan
September 2021
We had a wonderful time with Cole! The tour was very informative yet entertaining and we had a great group that also contributed to the fun. Cole made sure that everyone got the opportunity to ask questions and interact and his style of connecting the group made the experience even more enjoyable. We covered a lot of places and went over time since we all had lot of questions but Cole patiently answered all questions even after the tour was officially over. Thanks again Cole and I highly recommend this tour !
Chinyere
September 2021
We had an amazing tour with Cole. He is very knowledgeable, professional and very personable. We laughed a lot and learned a lot too. I would definitely recommend this tour. He’s got skills!!!
Ray
September 2021
Booking Kai at the very start of our stay in Berlin was the best decision ever. Highly recommend for those that are not inclined too much into history as Kai found a way to make it digestible and rudely entertaining. The reason I booked him was because my son is not into history as I am. My son loved it and we keep going back to the same locations to get a better understanding about the historical places pointed out throughout the tour. The trip took over four hours but never a dull moment. We all enjoyed the information provided and I wish this type of service would be available in all cities. It truly was informative and worth it. If there is one tour you cannot miss in Berlin, this is the one.
Flor
September 2021
Really good tour, if I could give 10 stars I would. The fact that Cole knew every answer to the sometimes very random questions we asked was continuously impressive. Although I still can’t phantom the idea he believes ‘The Princess Bride’ is *that* good a movie and German beer is as good as Belgian beer. 😎🍫

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    12:00 PM - 3:30 PM
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    4:00 PM - 7:30 PM
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  • Thu, Sep 23
    12:00 PM - 3:30 PM
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    4:00 PM - 7:30 PM
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    12:00 PM - 3:30 PM
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    4:00 PM - 7:30 PM
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    12:00 PM - 3:30 PM
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    4:00 PM - 7:30 PM
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Things to know

Cancellation policy

Any experience can be canceled and fully refunded within 24 hours of purchase, or at least 7 days before the experience starts.

Guest requirements

Up to 10 guests ages 18 and up can attend.