Rude Bastards tour of Berlin

Berlin, Germany

Experience hosted by Kai

3.5 hours, Hosted in English and Spanish
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Up to 10 people

What you'll do

My tour of Berlin is very different than the usual Politically correct BS. Actually, think of this as the Politically incorrect tour of Berlin, so feel free to bring along your favorite rude jokes when joining us. It will be full of bad language and bad taste jokes-while paying respect where it is due. No snowflakes allowed!

Our exploration will involve memorials, monuments and graves, along with churches and parks. We will discuss a mix of history, current events, local cuisine, the best spots for a cold German beer by the city center of Berlin. Be prepared to be socially active.
Other things to note
The tour is meant for adults, 18 or older. Each guide will have a sign to identify them self.
My tour of Berlin is very different than the usual Politically correct BS. Actually, think of this as the Politically incorrect tour of Berlin, so feel free to bring along your favorite rude jokes when joining us. It will be full of bad language and bad taste jokes-while paying respect where it is due. No snowflakes allowed!

Our exploration will involve memorials, monuments and graves, along with churches and parks. We will discuss a m…

Meet your host, Kai

Host on Airbnb since 2018
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I'm a tour guide in 4 cities around Europe. My tour style is informative yet untraditional and alternative. I like to believe that the tours are a walking comedy show, but you'll have to join us and confirm this!

As fellow traveler myself, I created the experience I would enjoy when visiting a new city - a fun, uncensored look at history!
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Where you'll be

Traditional is overrated, I add a kick of madness and history that truly fits Berlin's reputation. We walk by all the places you are aiming to visit and some suggestions of the "to do's" in Berlin.

Rated 4.97 out of 5 from 292 reviews.

Andrew
September 2021
We had Jack as our tour guide and she was delightful! We saw a lot of cool sites. Important parts were highlighted and we learned things that were not on the typical tour.
Katie
September 2021
We had a wonderful time on the ride bastard tour! It was super funny and we learnt a lot. Great value for money!
Kris
September 2021
Cole was an AMAZING tour guide. Truly knew what he was talking about and gave great historical facts as well as hilarious personal stories! He wasn't afraid to get deep into the roots of Berlin to really showcase the awesomeness of the city. I highly recommend going on this tour whether you've lived in Berlin your whole life or your visiting as a newcomer! It's truly got something for everyone :)
Cory
September 2021
The tour guide has a vast knowledge of Berlin’s history and of today. There was a lot of ground to cover. We went to some very interesting places. Definitely, going back to spend more time in Berlin. Highly, recommend for a person who is not a big history buff and is okay with swearing. I had a good time.
Peter & Kanchan
September 2021
We had a wonderful time with Cole! The tour was very informative yet entertaining and we had a great group that also contributed to the fun. Cole made sure that everyone got the opportunity to ask questions and interact and his style of connecting the group made the experience even more enjoyable. We covered a lot of places and went over time since we all had lot of questions but Cole patiently answered all questions even after the tour was officially over. Thanks again Cole and I highly recommend this tour !
Chinyere
September 2021
We had an amazing tour with Cole. He is very knowledgeable, professional and very personable. We laughed a lot and learned a lot too. I would definitely recommend this tour. He’s got skills!!!

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  • Mon, Sep 27
    12:00 PM - 3:30 PM
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    $4 per person
  • Mon, Sep 27
    4:00 PM - 7:30 PM
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  • Tue, Sep 28
    12:00 PM - 3:30 PM
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  • Tue, Sep 28
    4:00 PM - 7:30 PM
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  • Wed, Sep 29
    12:00 PM - 3:30 PM
    Join 4 other guests
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  • Wed, Sep 29
    4:00 PM - 7:30 PM
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  • Thu, Sep 30
    12:00 PM - 3:30 PM
    $4 per person
  • Thu, Sep 30
    4:00 PM - 7:30 PM
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Things to know

Cancellation policy

Any experience can be canceled and fully refunded within 24 hours of purchase, or at least 7 days before the experience starts.

Guest requirements

Up to 10 guests ages 18 and up can attend.