Rude Bastards tour of Berlin

Berlin, Germany

Experience hosted by Kai

  1. 3.5 hours
  2. Hosted in English and Spanish
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What you'll do

My tour of Berlin is very different than the usual Politically correct BS. Actually, think of this as the Politically incorrect tour of Berlin, so feel free to bring along your favorite rude jokes when joining us. It will be full of bad language and bad taste jokes-while paying respect where it is due. No snowflakes allowed!

Our exploration will involve memorials, monuments and graves, along with churches and parks. We will discuss a mix of history, current events, local cuisine, the best spots for a cold German beer by the city center of Berlin. Be prepared to be socially active.
Other things to note
The tour is meant for adults, 18 or older. Each guide will have a sign to identify them self.
My tour of Berlin is very different than the usual Politically correct BS. Actually, think of this as the Politically incorrect tour of Berlin, so feel free to bring along your favorite rude jokes when joining us. It will be full of bad language and bad taste jokes-while paying respect where it is due. No snowflakes allowed!

Our exploration will involve memorials, monuments and graves, along with churches and parks. We will discuss a m…

Meet your Host, Kai

Host on Airbnb since 2018
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I'm a tour guide in 4 cities around Europe. My tour style is informative yet untraditional and alternative. I like to believe that the tours are a walking comedy show, but you'll have to join us and confirm this!

As fellow traveler myself, I created the experience I would enjoy when visiting a new city - a fun, uncensored look at history!
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Where you'll be

Traditional is overrated, I add a kick of madness and history that truly fits Berlin's reputation. We walk by all the places you are aiming to visit and some suggestions of the "to do's" in Berlin.

Rated 4.95 out of 5 from 367 reviews.

William
October 2021
I highly recommend this tour. The subject matter will be the same as in other tours, but the presentation and the personal touches that Kai adds makes this better than any others.
Laura
October 2021
Très sympa, cette animatrice très dynamique et incollable sur tout ce qui touche à Berlin :-) Balade faite en soirée, ce qui nous a permis de profiter de Berlin By Night :-)
Ilse
October 2021
Nice tour. Knowlegdable and sometimes funny guy. Sometimes Cole was (over)sharing personal anecdotes and was rude without a purpouse and humour (like having zero respect for the climate protest that was happening at the time of the tour) and that bothered me a little bit. Funny and interesting details about the history of Berlin.
Andy
October 2021
Cole explico de una manera divertida y entretenida todos los puntos, siempre contestaba las preguntas y es una persona súper agradable. Definitivamente recomendaría el tour con Cole.
Nicole
October 2021
I would recommend this walking tour to anyone visiting Berlin who would like to know more about the sights and history of the city. Obviously there is so much to cover but Kai does a good job of giving quick historical information and providing resources if you want to go more in depth. He is funny and accommodating. The tour is very well thought out and information is delivered in an easy to understand and engaging way.
Jonas
October 2021
meeting up with Kai was an awesome experience! I came later than the tour started and Kai kept in contact with me the whole time while trying to find the group! excellent personalization , witty humor, and the best nicknames . Definitely a tour I will check out in other cities! thanks Kai!

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  • Thu, Oct 28
    12:00 PM - 3:30 PM
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  • Thu, Oct 28
    4:00 PM - 7:30 PM
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  • Fri, Oct 29
    12:00 PM - 3:30 PM
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  • Sat, Oct 30
    12:00 PM - 3:30 PM
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  • Sun, Oct 31
    12:00 PM - 3:30 PM
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  • Sun, Oct 31
    4:00 PM - 7:30 PM
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  • Mon, Nov 1
    11:00 AM - 2:30 PM
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  • Mon, Nov 1
    3:00 PM - 6:30 PM
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Things to know

Cancellation policy

Any experience can be canceled and fully refunded within 24 hours of purchase, or at least 7 days before the experience starts.

Guest requirements

Up to 10 guests ages 18 and up can attend.